MEET THE FLOCK
They mow the grass. They inspect the blueberries. They unionize. These are no ordinary sheep.
Our flock of Babydoll and Harlequin sheep aren’t just cute—they’re core members of the North Star Farm team. They help us manage weeds naturally, fertilize the soil, and charm just about everyone who meets them. But don’t be fooled by the fluffy exteriors. Each one has a distinct personality—and a very particular opinion about snacks, naps, and workplace rights.
FANCY PANTS
UNION PRESIDENT
With distinguished markings and natural leadership vibes, Fancy Pants oversees the flock’s daily operations (and occasional protests). He prefers orderly grazing patterns, high-quality clover, and long walks across the orchard.
JANET
DIRECTOR OF HR
Janet takes her job seriously. She ensures harmony across the orchard through the power of her glare alone. If you ever feel like you’re being watched… you are. It’s probably Janet.
MARVIN
CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER
Equal parts wool and suspicion, Marvin is on high alert for groundhog surveillance and snack-based infiltration. He’s the reason we have regular “code fluffy” drills. He means well. Probably.
SIMONE
UNION ENFORCER
Smallest of the crew. Loudest voice. Simone is fast, fiercely determined, and not afraid to headbutt a blueberry bush (or fellow sheep) if things get off track.
WHITNEY
WELLNESS COORDINATOR
Whitney believes in slow mornings, self-guided grazing, and the healing power of lavender. She’s often found meditating alone in the orchard. She’s quiet—but definitely in charge.
FRANKIE AND BRUCE
INTERNS
These twins came to us from the Jersey Shore. They’re fun-loving, snack-driven, and totally oblivious to Marvin’s belief that they’re spies. Their current life goal is to jump over literally everything.